OK, you can't tell me you created those last two FIVE minutes apart. I believe you are a human, and each of these have something to do with time. Of course, I could be colder than my coffee, which is pretty cold.
BTW, we in KS don't recycle our aluminum cans like you must where you live.
I'm so totally confused. This fake journal seems to be all over the place, but I'm sure you have some really interesting point it will all come to. I'm just too obtuse to figure it out yet! Arrrggghhh!